Day 15 of the 2025 Halloween Horror Movie Marathon

Why do I do this to myself...

The first five minutes of the movie is a still shot showing a metal pipe in the ruins of an old structure while you hear a conversation off-screen.

The next seventy-one minutes is the camera following the killer while he plods around the woods occasionally killing college kids with a variety of old lumberjack tools. Note: he has the loudest footsteps in slasher movie history yet none of his victims hear him coming.

The next ten minutes is the camera following the final girl as she runs through the woods.

The final seven minutes is a car ride that feel like seventy minutes.

You're welcome, I just saved you ninety three minutes of your life.